Now you’ve come to mention it…. Costas + a better right foot = Cesc Fabregas By sporty neon

August’s selection of joy enhancers… 1. All ducks are wearing dog masks DogsDucksnMasks 2. Phonat – Microwave FX At least 5 times a day 3. Hog roast crackling, almost to good to be true 4. Tapeitordie.com – ingenious zombie killing methods to prepare for the zombie apocalypse 5. Bistrotheque’s pancakes. Hunt out the Bethnal GreenContinue Reading

This is a plea to Fabio Capello and the England FA as our requests are so important they go beyond strategy and are getting psychological. In 1990, 1996, 1998, 2004, 2006 England lost on penalties, and to put it frankly, we don’t seem to be getting much better. But fear not! Studies suggest that goalkeepersContinue Reading

“Let me see your music collection little girl, and if I like what I see, I might not eat you” Had the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood been a bit more of a music lover, our money would be on that specific morality tale ending on more of an upbeat note: don’t judge aContinue Reading

neon’s top ten things that need slapping with a wet haddock 1. Robbie Williams’s new song. 2. The new VW Polo advert. VW’s advertising is normally superb. 3. Akon – he is the wasp of the musical world – why does he exist other than to hurt us with his whiney, autotune drivel? No wonderContinue Reading